Today people, I would like to extend a word of caution to ALL because just like the heading suggests, t’is the season but I’m not talking about the season to be jolly.
So once again, it’s that time of the year when a number of individuals feel that they have the right to take what we regular and honest folk have worked our butts off, for the whole year.
Whilst I would like to ask individuals to be extremely precautious with their belongings and property, I would just like to say again that this call for caution is for everybody.
What do I mean?
Well, I’m glad like the cat that got the cream to say that people are beginning to wake up to the cold hard facts of the rotten situation concerning robbers and they, most not all, have become very vigilant.
It is for this reason that many people are now “strapping up” and walking around fully loaded, and no it’s not with money.
Now although I have a low tolerance for thieves, I mean…I REALLY loathe thieves, I don’t take pleasure in reading or writing about homicides. So this is a call to any thief with half a brain and an ounce of conscience: please leave alone what is not yours or what is not offered to you.
You never know when your sticky fingers will stay on the item after the owner of said item retaliates and chops your hand off.
That one bag you might try to snatch might be the bag of a woman who has an ever-in-hand nail file that will make a new home in your eye.
That house that you have been eyeing with all the lights and you are thinking there must be lots of presents under the tree with ham and eggnog in the fridge (as some of you thieves are well rude and not only do you steal gifts, money electronics etc, you actually steal people’s food too) That house just might have a trigger-happy tenant just wishing that a thief WOULD try to enter their house so that they could blast a new eye hole in your forehead if you know what I mean.
I know that desperate times call for desperate measures but hey, the same way you are desperate to get a little “lavi” for the season, people are beyond desperate to defend what is theirs and in my books, they have all their right to do so.
This is the time of year where people are hiring individuals left right and centre to do odd jobs for them for the season so there really is no excuse for you to go and pillage and possibly hurt or even kill someone for THEIR own belongings…go get a job so that you could get your own gifts, with your rum and cake too.
You people have to realise that honest hardworking individuals no longer see you guys as people because the mess that you create and the hurt that you spread through your actions are so unconscionable that it is hard to assume that a fellow human being would do that to an innocent person. So you are now classed as a pest…the worst kind, even worse than mosquitoes so people will not hesitate to eliminate you if they get a chance.
I wish that you people could find value to your lives and see that you could be better than that but I know that me saying that is like talking to a dumb, deaf and blind mule so I’m getting nowhere. So with that said, if you are not willing to think twice about robbing people then be prepared to face the consequences be it from a file to the eye or a bullet to the head, either way, you can’t say I never warned you.
And to the “SOUTIWEZ” family members who will be on camera crying; “He was a good boy and he didn’t deserve that fate” just know that I along with the rest of the nation will be watching and singing the catchy “Why you always lyin?” song to the TV and feeling not even one ounce of compassion for your thieving relative.
What I just said might sound harsh but think about how people feel after you or your relatives, friends etc have passed and robbed them. If you feel that anything about this is good or right then you are seriously warped.